Flying in Second Life.

Black Power

Diagnosis: Scoliosis

Plymouth Rock

"I thought it was a costume Oscar party."

(Good call on the aluminum foil, Julie.)

Let the record reflect the witness is pointing at the defendant.

Not the face!

Dance Dance Revolution

Link #1

Underwhelming the judges during Rockettes audition.

Lovin' the new chiminea.

Gunner

"Make some noise up in this joint!"

The perfect pumpkin

Employee Badge

Perp walk

"Ouch! I think this stool is broken!"

Genesis 3:7 ("At that moment their eyes were opened, and they suddenly felt shame at their nakedness.")

Road rage

Helping a friend parallel park.

"Hey, guys! Over here!"

Beginning

Yesterday I was at IKEA and saw an artist's wooden mannequin (Gestalta, $5.99). The second I saw it I knew I had to have it. Waiting in the checkout line I had him contorted into many crazy positions, to Erin's real or feigned amusement. "Look, now he's driving a car!" I thought of about 30 poses to put him in on the ride home-- some outraged, some friendly, and some just plain creepy.

The goal is to post a picture every weekday at 6am. Unlike so many of my other blogs, I may be able to keep this going, as it is relatively easy to snap five pictures on the weekend and schedule them to appear during the week.

See you tomorrow morning.